Gonzo would kill and eat you if I asked.
that is one attribute where you beat me.
how bout them yankees!!!!!
come on lover, tell her, tell her how it is....
you're married and she's gonna be married, please I am not one of those drag me along with false promises of love nitwits.
"Yeah baby, I swear I asked her for a divorce"
YOU BASTARD.
you run hot and cold, your mood swings are making me crazy.
cause I am obviously the woman and a lady always plays hard to get.
you may be the woman,
but you ain't no lady sugar britches.
don't touch me... stay away.
I thought I was home for a second there.
You had the key in the door, now you are keyless.
I meant you sounded like my wife,
oh gatekeeper.
well "key in the door" and "keyless" were metaphors to make you feel more at home.
just tell the bitch that you love me,
and my freshly shaven balls,
and we can move on from this ugliness.
I used to be your balls but now after such harsh tones, I dunno...
you have not yet heard harsh tones....
If I see you covorting with that trailer tramp again you might.
please keep up this drama, its distracting me from the wreckage that is my life.
Splatt has such pretty and smooove skin... oh so smoove.
your a lucky guy gonzo, i have heard many wonderful things about splat