I french kissed a girl last night.
Did she have a big penis?
nobody cares about me getting to first base on my first night in New York.
I am a stud.
Anyone can get to first base on any night in New York. You just have to be willing to be much less discriminating. I assume she was either hideously ugly or incredibly fat.
so, when are we going out for drinks?
I thought we were meeting at the Olive Garden.
She was neither fat nor ugly. She did, however just end her engagement a month ago and should have gotten married a week ago. So she was nice and vulnerable. Plus he friend ditched her.
Galt Wrote:She was neither fat nor ugly. She did, however just end her engagement a month ago and should have gotten married a week ago. So she was nice and vulnerable. Plus he friend ditched her.
and you only got to 1st with her?
Quote:I thought we were meeting at the Olive Garden.
i was talking to galt. figure i should hit on him now. being that he's a stud an all
Edited By crx girl on 1063497666
he's not as studly as the guy in my avatar
I will take Galt on the town and we will have the women clawing at our pant legs.
You probably got that far because her fat, shit breathed friend wasn't there to cock block you.
can I come and take the leftover girl with bad acne?
You wouldn't know what to do with her.
IrishAlkey Wrote:I will take Galt on the town and we will have the women clawing at our pant legs.
Only because they will slipping in thier own vomit.
Quote:can I come and take the leftover girl with bad acne?
are you old enough yet?
Edited By crx girl on 1063497829
You are all just jealous that I have french kissed a girl and you probably haven't.
Alkey french kisses vaginas.
You'll have to get up pretty early in the morning to beat that.