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Hey buddy, since I like you so much and feel we have a connection. I think now is a good time we get to know eachother better.

I wanna hear more about the stuff you discuss, like the godzilla slippers and most recently the skank on the 7th floor.

I want details and juicy gossip, you can also ask me stuff but I am rather boring compared to you.

so did you use a condom, did she swallow, was she open to more freaky stuff, did you yell "take that you dirty slut"?

I'll get the soda's

She is not a skank! She is the future Mrs. Bland and I will ask you to give her some respect!
Our coitus was rather unoriginal as we were sort of feeling each other out, so to speak. I did not yell my catch phrase att the penultimate moment but did giggle a little bit as the idea did enter my head.

what's your catch phrase, dare I ask?

It says keep out, idiot! Not much for reading comprehension are you, idiot?

funny, I guess I missed it - damn than RIF, I guess it really doesn't work. I'll take it to another thread.

I apologize my busom chum, I shant ever speak ill of your future better half. Please accept my most humble apologies.

so by "Feeling eachother out" did you just get a handjob or did you stick it in?

I don't approve of this.

Bland, he'll leave you for the next cute little piece of ass that comes along, believe me i know



Edited By crack hitler on 1063595299

Same thing happened to me.

oh, were you gonzo's before i came along, i'm sorry, i guess i just screw things up for everyone :9:

I kinda' thought we were in the same harem.

either way, we've been cast aside, it seems to be a running gag in my life right now (screen.width/2)){this.width = (this.width/2)}" onclick="javascript:if(this.width > (screen.width/2)){this.width = (this.width/2)} else {this.width = (this.width*2)}" border="0" alt='Posted image: Click to resize'>

well this worked out

maybe Gonzo should try to bond with Sleeper's avatar.

boy oh boy, I try to take the new kid around town and show him the ropes and everyone gets jealous.

jeez.

You know alkey and eric are mah nigras.

backpeddle this

Oh please, I am just breakin in the new guy, stop this nonsense.

crack hitler Wrote:Bland, he'll leave you for the next cute little piece of ass that comes along, believe me i know

This is what I fear most. That is why I am attempting to resist his bonding attempt. To spare myself the heartache.

Fine!!!!! begone from my life!

See? I was right to be fearful.