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i need a nail clipper so bad. my toessss. i HATE having long toe nails. by long i mean not clipped so short im in pain for a day. i bite my nails the second there is something to chomp onto. if i could i'd bite my toes too but i'm not that flexible. GOD DAMMIT WHY DID I FORGET TO BRING A NAIL CLIPPER TO SCHOOL. im gonna walk to the store and buy one tomorrow. maybe i'll get a slurpee too.
Fascinating.
don't forget the blueberry creme coffee.
fuck you to my long toe nails!!!
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I haven't cut my toenails in a while but they don't look all that long
i cut mine yesterday
good times
Cut them asap, the RIAA is tracking you through them.
no way, I've heard that the RIAA has bugged toenail clippers to read your computer files. I say leave them be.
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The RIAA puts the bugs in the softserve machine in Hybrid's school cafeteria, everytime he has a cone a bug is implanted inside his body.

you are so busted, you and the 12 year old girl are gonna share a cell for 200 years.
at least she'll be legal in 6 years
i hate that. i go for pedicures quite often
want to come do my nails dru?
Use scissors.
bite them off.
Soak your feet in water for a few hours then rip the toenails off and then soak your exposed toes in alcohol to prevent infection...