I like saving it up for her. I am trying to impress her with the size of my load.
Bland Wrote:I like saving it up for her. I am trying to impress her with the size of my load.
Size of your load? What are you going to do, drop a deuce on her living room floor?
I hope you don't look as stupid as you seem, for your sake.
My personality can best be described as "I'm so stupid I must be cute."
Doc Wrote:Dude, every guy pulls his pud, no matter how smoking or non-existant his chica is. Any man who says differernt is a liar or has no arms
That is simply not true.
I've gone months and months at a time without beating off when I have a girlfriend.
I've never actually kept track, but if I'm getting regular sex a few days a week, I don't get backed up and there's no need to shame myself.
Doc is obviously a compulsive masturbator and is looking to try and make it seem normal.