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What lessons about life have you learned from the movies?

Alien - Long journeys are best when made with friends. Especially expendable friends.

The Godfather - Always have your change ready BEFORE getting to the toll booth.

The Breakfast Club - If you lock a bunch of people in a room long enough, they'll all share their feelings and become best friends.

Predator - If you use violence, the invisible guy above you will punish you.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space - Clowns are bad, 'mmmkay?



Edited By Arthur Dent on Mar. 11 2002 at 2:14

2001 Space Odessy: Your computer does not like you

* Black people always die first.
* Guys who like to drink a lot always beat their girlfriends
* Businessmen are the most evil quasi-humans to ever walk the face of the earth.
* Praying helps.
* The geeky girl is actually really fucking hot and surprisingly enough, she likes me for me.
* Actors are the worst athletes.....ever (Summer Catch, Basketball Diaries, Youngblood, etc).
* Justice always prevails
* Retards offer a lot to society
* Your life is ruined 100% of the time you do any drug because you immediately get addicted.
* Good guys have better aim than bad guys.
* Lesbians are hot girly girls, and not fat disgusting pigs.
* The quarterback and the head cheerleader are always dating
* Everyone in college gets laid ALL THE TIME.
* The smartest and kindest people on the earth are the homeless.

Jurassic Park 1 - Always pay your programmer very well.

this idea is played

Scary Movie 2: Never watch a Waynes Brother flick

American Pie 2: Never close your eyes when a chick wants to give you a drink

Goodfellas: No matter what, don't buy your chick a fur coat

Die Hard: Foot fists on a rug relieves tension