Where the women flock like the salmon of Capastrano!!
Does the beer flow like wine?
We got no money! We got no food! OUR PETS HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!!
Whoa, look at the funbags on that hosehound
"Today was one of the greates days of my life. Me and mary went skiing...we made a snowman...she touched my leg.."
"KILL HIM!!!!"
I'm going to Vail in February
Will you be taking the sheepdog on your trip?
Don't forget your gloves.
I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this. That John Denver is full of shit, man
I get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog!
I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.
"Any unusual breeds?"
"No just mostly doggy style."
Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
Anti-quitsies....you're it!!
Wow! You have all seen the same movie. I am so impressed!
You can't triple stamp a double stamp
Quote:Wow! You have all seen the same movie. I am so impressed!
It was a good one.
No. Really. I am impressed. The way you all can quote from it. It's incredible.