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CorporateLackey:haha....babys getting sucked out 2morrow.... and my girl tried to change her mind last night... and i put my foot down and flipped out, then went home and started talking to this girl that me and her are friends with I was like gotta get this pile of mush cleaned out.... and how she cant even take care of herself and her own kid and just went crazy and flipped out..
CorporateLackeythen her friend emailed her the conversation!..
deadlaughter2: LOL
CorporateLackeyhe read it, showed it to her mom and sisters and shit... they all HAte me...they're like we wish you were dead.... blah blah blah... she's like you broke my heart and ruined my life!...
CorporateLackey:ahhahahahahahahahaha
deadlaughter2: I still love you
CorporateLackey:and i was like I'll be at your house tomorrow morning to get rid of this thing..
CorporateLackey:I am so proud of myself!..
deadlaughter2: You rule
CorporateLackeyhe called me evil and the devil in disguise....
CorporateLackey:a sorry excuse for a man..
CorporateLackey:HAHAHAHAHAH
deadlaughter2: This is splendid
CorporateLackey:i know..
CorporateLackeyo we're broken up..
CorporateLackey:O well...
CorporateLackey:what a great way to break up!..... it's legendary...... the last time i see her my seed will be sucked right outa her..
deadlaughter2: At least you can tell everyone that you killed her baby
CorporateLackey:HAHAHA thats true!..
deadlaughter2: You win
CorporateLackey:i knew if anyone u would understand how funny this is..!
deadlaughter2: Best news I heard all year
CorporateLackeyhe's like i am never going to be the same... I thought u were different... your the biggest asshole I have ever met.. How could u do this to me..
deadlaughter2: LOL
deadlaughter2: We should start a website
CorporateLackey:YEA...!!!!!
deadlaughter2: I like your style pal
CorporateLackey:the funniest thing was when she called me pure evil...... THe first person i thought of was u!..
deadlaughter2: O:-)
CorporateLackey:i thought i would be ya know depressed cause i really liked her but..... Im not... i guess its just to great of a situation..
CorporateLackeyhe told me im so selfish and self centered and i think im some big bad corporate america hot shot!
CorporateLackey:BRUAHAHAHAHAH
deadlaughter2: I'm speechless and insanely jealous
CorporateLackey:i didnt think i had it in me to be such an evil doer!... but i guess i do!!!
deadlaughter2: It gets easier and better
deadlaughter2: She was a nutjob dude don't sweat it
CorporateLackey:yea thats true...
deadlaughter2: You could probably use a little prozac yourself
CorporateLackey:True true!...
CorporateLackey:u working 2morrow?
deadlaughter2: yeah...goin to buffalo saturday for the birds
CorporateLackey:Cool...make sure u tell everyone my story.... tell them they should be proud of me..
deadlaughter2: I know they will be
CorporateLackey:i told my mom and my mom was liek well is she gonna keep it... I was like Fuck no...this babies gone!...
deadlaughter2: Hopefully you're right
CorporateLackey:i gotta pick her up 2morrow morning at 6:30 but i am not allowed in there house so i have to wait outside..
deadlaughter2: Should be fun

did you get permission to post that?

Think I should creep in and "console" her?

did she get drunk and ask you to come over for consoling?

Quote:Think I should creep in and "console" her?

And go through all that? Are you mad?

See this is where your phone ringing is a good thing.

i enjoy sbluemans posts more than yours.

i see more than one baby who should have been aborted

opps, wrong thread



Edited By I steal watermelons on 1064555052

Whew thank god I just read that again. I woke up this morning and thought I dreamt the whole thing. Oh and WBK this is for you:

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you are so gay for this corporate lackey guy. It's a bit distressing since he's not really funny.

Ok you got me. But I'm not coming out of the closet without you.

Quote:babys getting sucked out 2morrow

that's as hilarious as it is disturbing :lol:

still funnier than half the shit most people post.

should have aborted her.