in my hallway at my dorm there's this magical vending machine
it has white castle cheeseburgers and chickenburgers, hot pockets, and nesquick.
but it's not working right now :angry:
I bet no one gets the hot pockets.
there are these small pizzas too
The Jays Wrote:how is it magical?
sadjghsjdalkgjsandg.ng what???
The Jays Wrote:how is it magical?
Because you get the Hersey squirts after eating from it.
how is it that you manage to come up with the most un-funny attempts at humor?
A MAGICAL GIFT???????????????????????????????????
i put the money in but only to see it say "please make another selection"
so i make another selection
then you know what happens?!@?!!??!?
"please make another selection" :disappointed:
I had a magical coffee machine that whenever you typed "E7" it would make a small coffee. For free!
I can get the jukebox to play rockin hits with simply a slap of the hand
That was before you jumped the shark.
The Sleeper Wrote:I can get the jukebox to play rockin hits with simply a slap of the hand
isn't that more of a magical hand?
I don't think its broken, I think all its yummy contents have just been sold out.
but i can see the yummy contents through the glass or plastic or whatever it is
I think it's fucking with you. Slap it with Sleeper's magic hand.
you can get shit free from vending machines by rocking them.
I love the magic ones. One time I put a dollar in and it disappeared.
do they come out hot or just in the package where you then have to take it to your room to heat it.