So who's party am I crashing?
This is usually a low-key holiday for me, and for the first time I'm gonna have to deal with kids ringing my bell expecting some sort of a handout from me.
I never dress up, either - if I do go to a party, I usually dress up as a Yankee since I've got grey sweats, a jersey and several hats - I might go nuts and borrow the wife's black mascara and put lines under my eyes, but I've only done that once.
im going as patrick f'n bateman
Several years ago in college I was a Teletubbie. It was almost as good as my year as Wonder Woman
Wonder Woman? hot! Did you shave you legs?
trick-or-treating was great fun. one time i almost got jumped by some black dudes in my neighborhood but they pulled down my mask and recognized me so they were like "yo, he straight". I got street cred!
last year i went trick or treating in early october, i just showed up at peoples houses with a friend and my friend would explain to them how i am terminally ill and wasnt going to make it to the real halloween.
i got good candy
that's how he gets chicks too
The Make-a-Wish Foundation can hook you up with broads? No way
And no, I did not shave my legs nor my chest. I think I even had a goatee at the time too.
Quote:I think I even had a goatee at the time too
that's even sexier! :loveya:
OK, this is totally Keyser style, but here you go.
Later that year, we took a picture with Santa while dressed in Halloweeny garb. Yes, I need a life.
Click here, not pr0n, I promise
...damnit, can't like to a geocities page. If anyone can post this for me, it would uber-fantastical
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did you just take down the wonder woman pic from there?
Actually, it was to this one
Absolute crap but I wanted to spare all of you from seeing the whole thing.
i'm gonna be working so i need to come up with a good costume. somebody help me?