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i have really bad allergies.

i'm not allergic to smoke, but if i am around it when i am feeling a little ill, or my allergies are acting up, it makes me worse. cigarette smoke was a big reason for me to stay home a lot when i didn't feel so well cause i knew how i would feel the next morning.
I wish to kill the fucking pansy who made the word "dander" a part of our everyday vocabulary.
it's not the cat, it's the dander!


SHUT UP!
Dander is such a pussy word. In fact, allergies are kind of a pussy thing. Fucking suck it up.
Sure we'll stop sneezing and coughing and feeling like shit cause you say so.
WAAHHH, my nose is running, WAAHHH, I'm coughing, WAAHHH, my vagina is bleeding. Take a Claritin and shut your pie hole
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claritin doesn't do shit!
drusilla Wrote:claritin doesn't do shit!
especially for the vaginal bleeding
Quote:claritin doesn't do shit!

use Allegra.

Quote:especially for the vaginal bleeding

use a cork.
i do! i do!
first of all, not all of us have a choice of taking prescription meds. secondly, it's cat spit, not the hair, but i guess that's what dander means, it's from when they lick themselves and the spit mixed with the skin and floats off into the air that causes the problem, but we adapt. i'm allergic to cats, but not my cat. i forgot what else i was gonna say
drusilla Wrote:i do! i do!
you use a cork and it still leaks? you might wanna use a bigger one - or maybe some duct tape.
Two words: staple gun
wont the staples rust over time though?
OK mistar smarty pants: staple gun + Rustoleum
i don't leak. thank god.



& whatever - it's still the fucking cat
galvanized staples probably wouldn't rust either.
OK Daddy Warbucks. Let me know if I can borrow the Leer Jet sometime
Add a couple of herniated disks that pinch a couple of nerves, sending a burning sensation down your arms when you sneeze is so much fun.
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