The pizza was kinda strange and the band always scared me.
when my friend had a birthday party there, i was climbing out of the ball pit and some little fat black girl just starts slapping my ass for no reason
it was very disturbing
Ball Pit's are nothing but a giant vat of disease and germs. All those snot nosed shit's running and screaming. They should have a bar area for the parents to get hammered.
you know what's still really fun...riding down the mcdonalds twisty slide on one of their trays. you go about 1000 mph and then shoot out and break your ass.
HedCold Wrote:when my friend had a birthday party there, i was climbing out of the ball pit and some little fat black girl just starts slapping my ass for no reason
it was very disturbing
Sleeper woulda been able to give you advice, he knows how to handle fat black chicks.
QuickStop Wrote:So a bunch of people are playing lazer tag tonight. im talking to my friend's girlfriend's friend and she notices my shirt...
"What's the name on your shirt?"
"Oh, The Allman Brothers Band"
"Oh, cool...is that your band?"
so naturally, i imediately think of the scene in Bring It On where the exact same thing happens (replace allman brothers with the clsah), which im sure a bunch of you did as well, and i say
"No, there a southern rock band circa 1969 or so"
"Oh ok..haha"
it amazes me how dumb some people are
that chick sounds like my best friend. she's retarded when it comes to anything that isn't on z100 or public tv.
she wouldn't go with me to see bowie at roseland for his 50th birthday cause "there are only going to be old people there"
"Who is the Allman Brother's Band?"
"Oh, they're this really horrible horrible band"
have you heard the new album?
well thats just a stupid thing to say
Their new stuff is probably shit but the classic stuff rules.
their old new stuff (new other than this last one) sucked, but this last album got great reviews and is really good
I kinda lost all interest after hearing brother joe do Midnight Rider 5 billion times.
That's bullshit right there. If he performed it 5 billion times assuming the song is approximately 5 minutes long it would take him (approximately) 47,564.69 years to finish. And that's with no breaks. You sir are a liar.
maybe gonzo really is 99 years old
diceisgod Wrote:That's bullshit right there. If he performed it 5 billion times assuming the song is approximately 5 minutes long it would take him (approximately) 47,564.69 years to finish. And that's with no breaks. You sir are a liar.
You ever spend time anywhere and even though it was actually just a couple hours it felt like years?
yeah
i wonder if the jays knows who the allman brothers are.