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Like little magical pixies massaging your testicles all morning!
I use Shower to Shower powder.
They're either pixies or some sort of fragrant gnome.
its like a mint for your sack



Edited By HedCold on 1066064526
Like crunching up some Certs in your pants.
next time spray binaca on your sac
now i am sad that i don't have gold bond Sad
Hybrid Wrote:next time spray binaca on your sac
I bet that would feel really cold :-o
only one way to find out
I'll pick some up on my way home tonight and let you know. I need a little excitement today anyway, Mondays fucking suck.
If it's cold you want, this is the wrong thread.

I'm all about the magic tingle!
I use head & shoulders too, but I'm guessing the tingle from that isn't nearly as good.



Edited By Goatweed on 1066070688
I always thought of it as a crisp ocean breeze blowing through my shorts.
Did you know it's medicated???
So i'm at alkeys house taking a shower after the softball game.

Did you shower?

yeah thanks, pat.

ok, cool.

glad you had that gold bond in there.

why?

eh, powdered up my balls a bit.

what?!?!?!?!

I used some of your gold bond on my sack.

YOU PUT THE GOLD BOND ON YOUR BALLS!!!

yeah, why?

I use that for my feet!!!!!!!

I had a hearty chuckle, indeed.
I bet he couldn't use it anymore knowing what you did with it.
GonzoStyle Wrote:So i'm at alkeys house taking a shower after the softball game.

Did you shower?

yeah thanks, pat.

ok, cool.

glad you had that gold bond in there.

why?

eh, powdered up my balls a bit.

what?!?!?!?!

I used some of your gold bond on my sack.

YOU PUT THE GOLD BOND ON YOUR BALLS!!!

yeah, why?

I use that for my feet!!!!!!!

I had a hearty chuckle, indeed.
i was there!!!!

and gold bond rocks. for the feet though i reccomend dr schoals or however you spell it, peppermint foot lotion, mmmmmmmmtinggly