CDIH

I buy candy for me on Halloween.

I bought Snickers, Reeses PB cups, and Gummi Savers. I doubt there'll be any left by the time kids get out of school.

I bought those razorblades for me.

I think I'm just gonna hand out pennies like that old lady down the street.

I walked into the harware store with a sack of apples and asked the guy for 100 nails. I assured the clerk that they were for my own purposes.

I'm gonna hand out that blue pepsi.

I don't want them fuckers coming back again.