I say that a lot when I need to take a poo really bad
thats not a very funny thing to say
have you tried the skittles? they're fantastic ... a rainbow of fruit flavors
i like the term "prairie doggin it"
growing a tail is so much funnier on so many levels. Like "baking brownies".
I just say I have to take a shit real bad.
i say i have to go make poopies
Hey Ladi Wrote:have you tried the skittles? they're fantastic ... a rainbow of fruit flavors
:30: what?
Yesterday I had to make poopies and I was out gettin some cereal and milk. I figured it was fine, I could hold it and then it happened, the sneeze/fart. I was holdin it in fine but then I had to fart and the fart woulda pushed it out. So i'm holdin fine and I am about 3 minutes from home and just as I am rounding the corner, the sneeze comes which just for a moment release all bodily functions.
I farted and left some sewage on my underwears, I was so embarassed.
But I did my cereal!
GonzoStyle Wrote::30: what?
more about tails than pooping ... forget it
poop seems to know when you won't be near a bathroom, if I'm going out & not stopping home first ... never fails, have to poop
I hate when you held the shit in after going through some shit (no pun).
Like you been tryin to get home, you couldnt find your keys, the elevator took forever, or whatever. Finally you get to the toilet, you are by the seat already. You've made it after holdin it in for so long and now you wanna get your pants off but you can't. All of a sudden the shit done figured it's coming out now and thats it. If you move an inch to try and get your pants off you will shit allover yourself and it would be horrible cause you'd have failed after so long.
2 fuckin seconds man!!!!
Quote:But I did my cereal!
is this some new trend?
you've never done your cereal?
i guess i'm behind the times. was it something warm and squishy at least, like oatmeal?
you have soiled to many undies in your lifetime
edit - ^^^^^^that was to gonzo
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i like to say that i'm taking the browns to the super bowl or i'm dropping the cosby kids off at the pool.
gonzo, seriously, you are the dirtiest fucker