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Apparently the Library by me gave up on this whole silly practice of the dewey decimal system. I haven't been to the library in atleast 7 years. Once I got out of HIgh School, I had my college libraries which were amazing. Now I just buy books or borrow stuff from friends.

Today I decided to stop by to do some studies for my upcoming test for work. This place was fucked up, for rizzle yo!!! It was just a bunch of really old jewish people sitting around with their papers and coffee, talkin about when the subway cost a nickel. A bunch of nigger school kids reading curious george books out loud (which for some reason you are not allowed to join in on unless you are with the school, as the security guard informed me.... true story)

The books were all out of place, you had law books in the history section, history books where the business section was, and art books where biographies were supposed to be.

After being kicked out of the hip hop troupes reading of curious george and then not being able to find any books, I just purchased a used book and left.

I got Lullaby by Chuck Palahnuik for 50 cents, hardcover yo!!!!

I haven't been inside a Library for 13 years now (College Library doesn't count) - I'm amazed they're still around, what with Bloomberg giving the Ax to everything.

GonzoStyle



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Gibzi


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Brooklyn, NY

That sums up your problem nicely.

Couldn't you just have quoted my location or is that too hard for your sweaty chocolate fingers to handle?

When I was in college I built a pyramid of glasses
they were filled with water...
and napkins were used to syphon the water out....

It would be a race when I left for the workers to clean it up before enough water was displaced to bring the whole mess crashing down...

one day we built an elaborate one,
and as I was leaving my roomate promised me a case of Heinekin if I knocked it down with a salt shaker,

two days later the dean informed me I would be working many many many hours in the library.

I bet even the egyptians weren't as elaborate.

Dr. Jones would have no time for love in my temple.

301.45.958A was the best book I ever read.

I call ken "short round" from time to time,.

There's a cult that lives underneath our library. You can hear them chanting "mutherum sutherum" below where the old card catelog used to be.

at Rutgers the library was apparently a big gay pic up joint..........

so the community service wasn't a total loss.

you can rent movies for free at the library

yup,
you can choose between Short Circuit and Police acadamy three at mine.

that's a tough choice.

Short Circuit no contest.

I dunno, Michael Winslow is pretty goddamn funny...

I disagree. Even Short Circuit 2 tops Police Academy 3.

Johnny 5 couldn't make half of the sound effects Winslow can - and Johnny 5 is a computer!!!

Winslow only ever does the machine gun noise and the helicoptor noise.

That's 2 noises.

he does more than two, I'm certain of it!

either way, he's still funnier.

Johnny 5 does have a better on-screen prescence tho, I'll give you that.