I think Suzie did this once, but she posted that she was fucked up from the night before.
So you're in good company, Galt.
But I wasn't fucked up.
Just tired after working three 14 hour days
The Sleeper Wrote:what exactly do you do?
when sitting on the toitet were your pants up or down?
i guess in the office the toilet would be clean enough to put your pants against the seat
you know morgan stanley, Goldman Sacs, Merril, all those guys who come up and issue ratings on stocks? "Morgan Stanley has issued an outperform or GE, with a price target of x because we feel blah blah blah". My company does that. However, you've never heard of them because unlike those guys we don't do any corporate finance or underwriting (IPOs, secondary offerings, etc). So, while all the other scummy guys on Wall ST were being hounded by Elliot Spitzer for publically recommending stocks that they privately dogged so their company could get i-banking revenues, my company was held up as a shining star.
I am in training for a sales position here, and during that training period, I read our research on a given sector, and then present it in a mock role play like they are a client. I recommend stocks, talk about the industry, etc. I have no idea what I am doing, and I have already failed two role plays. My last one was hospitals and HMOs, and now I'm doing medical devices.
Just because I am obsessed with money doesn't mean I make much of it.
what do you think about Lucent?
How can you sell stocks in companies you havent analyzed?
HedCold Wrote:when sitting on the toitet were your pants up or down?
i guess in the office the toilet would be clean enough to put your pants against the seat
^^
Put in a good word for Diebold.
Galt Wrote:I am in training
The analyst present us with their research, we pass it on to clients.
So:
1. I haven't read up on that sector to know what our opinion is of the company
2. Even if I had, I don't think I can legally share it.
3. From my prior experience, I can tell you that Lucent is a dogshit company.
other topic.
Yes, I had my pants down. I originally went to do doodie, and realized that I could have peace, and so I set my alarm and took a nap
Lucent is dogshit but its only $2 right now!
Galt Wrote:Yes, I had my pants down. I originally went to do doodie, and realized that I could have peace, and so I set my alarm and took a nap
Did you remember to wipe after you woke up from your nap?
so, besides your co-workers already thinking you have a lot of gas, they're also going to think you spend alot of time in the bathroom.
the things they must say behind your back, jizzy