While Sleeper is correct, there's nothing compelling about that which would give me reason enough to start a thread about it. I also opened the door and walked inside.
I did something else; something worthy of an exclaimation point !!!
WhackBagKid Wrote:banged a fat chick?
I was in the men's bathroom.
There were no women in there
There are no fat chicks in my office
And no, I didn't do anything sexual with a guy either.
Well if you opened up a vein you better let us know pretty quick. Time's running out.
You cleaned shit out of your underpants?
took a shit? shitting and getting paid for it is always a good thing.
come on!
evacuating my bowels and bladder are not new thread fodder!
JERKED OFF OVER THE TOILET?!?!
YES!!!!
Now THAT is compelling enough for me to post about.
But no.
if that is compelling enough to make a thread about, i'd be making a lot more threads.
jerking off at work is fun times
We should have a contest to see how many different toilets we can jerk off into. You get bonus points for urinals.
If you can beat off in a urinal at work during office hours, you are a king.