my farts have been amazing tonight
I like to jump into the bed and pull the sheets over my head when I have fart fits, it's amazing.
i farted on joobies face before
she then bit me
why she puts up with you trully amazes me.
That poor girl, what spell hath you cast over her, foul wretched demon!!!!
there's still a place in my heart for gonzo, no matter how stinky.
i have candles and scented oil plugins
HedCold Wrote:i farted on joobies face before
she then bit me
you visit
Farthammer too? That site is great!
and you mock me, stinkers.
farting is funnier than shitting in your pants.
Think how awful the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles would've been if they all shit themselves!!
It woulda been 100x funnier
it would've been 100x dirtier - that's just nasty.
Galt sure comes up with some shitty topics.
you already used that line once, you
Well it was sort of a variation of the other one. Kinda like growing a tail is a variation of feces. You.
goatweed probably still doesn't get it
Goatweed Wrote:farting is funnier than shitting in your pants.
Think how awful the campfire scene in Blazing Saddles would've been if they all shit themselves!!
that scene in trainspotting was pretty funny