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You should apply to Morey's Piers in Wildwood as an Operations Intern. You'll do nothing except walk around the amusement park all day long and train the hot Irish and Scotish female employees. Then you spend all night drinking until work the next day. And you'll be working 60-70 hours a week.
On top of that, you stay inside a house owned by the company, which is like a frat house. You get your own bedroom, and share a communal kitchen on each floor. Your boss and all the supervisors live in the same house, and they drink and party every other night. And you get all sorts of assorted ass, I'm not talking regular ass, I'm talking like hot, boy-band-like ass, lovely blond bombshells with awesome hooters. You'll get to ride all the rides for free, as well as the two waterparks, as well as discounts all along the boardwalk. And there's all the arcades you could ever want.

And, it's a bit like when Saved by the Bell worked at the beach for the summer, so it's got that happening for you.

And you get business experience.

call some sports teams. Especially minor league teams. I bet you could get in there. Or secondary sports, like women's soccer, or Slamball or some shit like that.

I'm sure there are job boards that focus in sports careers since a lot of people want to do that.

Of course I also told you to call advertising agencies. Have you done that?

If finding a job is too tough, you could just give up and be a layabout the rest of your life.

you could work for the NEW YORK DRAGONS!

Quote:If finding a job is too tough, you could just give up and be a layabout the rest of your life.

or a full time scam artist!

Grifting is tough, but rewarding work.

So is being a hobo.