he's been through a rough ordeal what with having to wipe Cancer shit off his wang and all.
Michael Jackson in jail would make for amazing reality TV.
But ofcourse he won't go to "jail" he'll end up in one of those sexual offender prisons which is basically like spending your sentence in a mental ward or hospital. Plus he will be watched over like a chicken sandwich in somalia. They do not want anything happening to him while he's doing his sentence, I am pretty sure he's not beating this case. They specifically changed the laws dealing with these cases because of his settlement in 1993.
Plus how are they gonna make a villian out of a 12 year old kid with cancer.... though I bet we could.
if they had a chicken sangwich in Somalia, why would they stand around and watch it?
If I was 12 years old I would totally do Michael Jackson. I bet he is a wildcat in the sack!
but with a tender side, you know?
Galt Wrote:if they had a chicken sangwich in Somalia, why would they stand around and watch it?
seriously, that made no sense at all
Galt Wrote:if they had a chicken sangwich in Somalia, why would they stand around and watch it?
Naturally they would marvel in amazement at something they have never seen before.
Like when we took sleeper to that gaudy strip club and the chick took off her panties and he just gazed in such child like curiosity at what he called her "pee hole".
Quote:Like when we took sleeper to that gaudy strip club and the chick took off her panties and he just gazed in such child like curiosity at what he called her "pee hole".
what the fuck? that strip club was far from gaudy.
The Sleeper Wrote:Quote:Like when we took sleeper to that gaudy strip club and the chick took off her panties and he just gazed in such child like curiosity at what he called her "pee hole".
what the fuck? that strip club was far from gaudy.
I am so sorry I ruined the experience for you by taking you to such a horrible place.
yes, because of you I am now a homosexual. I hope you're proud.
I meant your view of strip clubs, you have to actually have sex first before you choose a side.
I have had sex with myself, and I am a guy, so I am clearly a fruit.
Not unless you moan your own name.
ricky martin...tlc.... is a woman controlling your music selection?
when the barry white hits I am outtie.
Sleeper stands on the toilet and slow dances with himself.
Did I cover enough jokes with that reply?