CDIH

... and noticed that the expiration date on the box had come and gone. The cookie tasted fine. Should I be worried or should I finish off the box without fear?

Call 911

Go visit the skank downstairs and offer her some cookies and rest assured that no matter what you will both be bonded together.

I am not at work and she is at home. I may be dead from cookie poisoning before she comes over at 7.

might as well eat them. It's not like you can get more dead if you've already eaten poison

Cookie update!!



I ate 5 more and I feel ok.

Chase them with a pickled onion