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Watching someone have a nose bleed is HILARIOUS.

You're just talking to them, and all of a sudden their nose starts gushing and there is blood all over their desk and they're just stuffing tissues up their nose.

Man, it doesn't really get any better.

Were you doing coke together in the bathroom?

Am I the only person that's never had a nosebleed?

ive never gotten one out of nowhere like he described. ive bled from having it hit and blowing my nose way too hard though

It's especially funny when the person is one of those people who outwardly is really confident and loud, when in reality you know he's only over-compensating for some deep-held inadquecy he feels. So when the nose bleed happened he was all embarassed and red

he still probably calls you farty mcfartfart

the only time i get nosebleeds is in the middle of the night. it sucks. i havent gotten one in a long time though.

Yea I've thankfully never gotten a spontaneous nosebleed.