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I think I'm divorcing the wife and marrying this machine :loveya:

If she cooks and fucks well, I bet you get more for her on EBay.



Edited By Mad on 1070680943

she doesnt have to cook or fuck - she makes clearing snow a 10 minute job, that's good enough for me.

Can I just rent her occasionally?

the machine or the wife?

I'll have my way with both if I so wish... when you're dead.

Pimping blowers now.

Danked Wrote:I'll have my way with both if I so wish... when you're dead.

BRING IT, BITCH!!

You know a snow blower can also be used like a wood chipper. It's a little messier, though.

I wonder if it chips body parts well...

I would have went down on you if you were here an hour ago with that.

damn - I'll just add that to my growing list of missed opportunities.

Your driveway is 5 fucking feet wide, why the hell do you need this thing?

2 driveways, the front sidewalk and the left side of the house for the inlaws.

Plus with my back being as awful as it is, shoveling isn't the best thing I can be doing - I'd rather not be out of work again for 2 weeks with a slipped disc.

Not all of us can call "the help" to do it for us.

Quote:2 driveways, the front sidewalk and the left side of the house for the inlaws.

With that much space one would never believe you lived in NYC.

its not huge, but when over a foot of snow falls, it's a hell of a lot of shit to deal with.

dont worry goaty, snow blowers are cool

it was cool laughing at all the people who were using shovels, too.

no snow fell off my roof and onto me, either - sorry guys.

Shucks.

may i ask how much one would need to purchase such a device?