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an orgy with you and your best male friends



Edited By QuickStop on 1071113410
and Danked.
Quote:an orgy with you and your best male friends
Quote:and Danked.
fag
QuickStop Wrote:
Quote:YOU SHOT MARTIN IN THE HEAD!
and its "oh man, i just shot MARVIN in the face"....you guys suck at quoting movies
Rolleyes
QuickStop Wrote:
Quote:an orgy with you and your best male friends
Quote:and Danked.
fag
You no good rotten editting bastard.

Still.... I'll consider it.
Bland Wrote:An ass kicking blowjob is always nice.
how would that make christmas more special than any other night?
Quote:you guys suck at quoting movies
i get it


somebody today was complaining they didn't wanna hear christmas music two weeks before christmas, and i was like, it's not two weeks yet. and then i realized that it is actually exactly 2 weeks to christmas and i haven't done shit. luckily i won't be seeing any of my family this year so i can shop for everyone online. i should probably get going on that.
tricia gets jokes!
Look at the large melon on Trish!
yeah im not getting this at all...
here's what happened:
Everyone is getting hats

I'm not even bothering with finding out their fucking head sizes, they can exchange them if they want.
but no one wears hats.
im not particularly fond of the watch either, but she likes it.
LyricalGomez Wrote:Everyone is getting hats

I'm not even bothering with finding out their fucking head sizes, they can exchange them if they want.
what about matching wristbands?
there is not a person on the planet who is worth a $2,500 watch. That's just retarded.
your mistress
Why does she need a watch? THERE'S A CLOCK ON THE STOVE!!@!@@!@
i love that joke.
Quote:Michele Urban Ladies Chrono Diamond
Style no: 71-3811-CC-311-102
Item no: 15167
List Price: $3,995.00
Our Price: $2,996.00
You Save 25%

Why don't you just buy her an Engagement Ring while you're at it.
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