So, the love of my life from the seventh floor commented on a hair that was poking out of my nose. I went to the bathroom figuring that I would just give the offensive hair a quick pull and be on my way. As soon as I started to tug it felt like it was attached all of the way up my nose near my brain. It was the oddest sensation. Like I was touching some party of my body that wasnt meant to be touched. Finally it gave way and the fucker was a good 3 inches long!! I have a small nose so I can't for the life of me figure out where it was originally attached.
Tell us again how you aren't arpi...
A good gag is to take a really long piece of hair and dip one end in crazy glue. Wait til one of your friends passes out drunk and stick it up their nose. Then smash their head in with a shovel.
Kid Afrika Wrote:Tell us again how you aren't arpi...
I am not Arpi. Happy now? Some of the weaker members seem unable to let this bad joke go.
Another good gag is to quit the board and join under an alias.
diceisgod Wrote:Another good gag is to quit the board and join under an alias.
Please see my previous post in this thread.
You have 673 posts. 600 of them are of you telling people you're not you. Time to stop the hogwash.
what is the moral of this story?
Trim your nose hairs daily.
The moral is Keyser has no morals. Superduper. Now let's stop being a pussy and move on.
Keyser is degenerate scum
diceisgod Wrote:You have 673 posts. 600 of them are of you telling people you're not you. Time to stop the hogwash.
Only because mental inferiors such as yourself can't seem to grasp the fact that you are wrong about me. Learn to accept your inadequacies and we can all move on.
And you thought it was a moos-tash.
Danked Wrote:And you thought it was a moos-tash.
Hmmmmmmmm, I wonder if the attempted moustache growth is somehow involved in this mutant hair.
just give it a good tug and be done with it - be a man, it'll only sting for a few seconds.
i heard you should never pluck your nose hairs because it can get infected and make your nose fall off or implode or something along those lines.
no, you're thinking of cocaine.
ah. i always get those two mixed up