Hey, man! There's a beverage!
Your phone's ringing, Dude.
you're out of your element donnie
Ever here of the Seattle Seven? That was me.
Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.
You have no frame of reference... You're like a child who walks into the middle of a movie...
His name is Lebowski? That's your name, Dude.
Darkness warshed over The Dude.... darker than a black steer's tookus on a moonlight prairie night...
You're entering a world of pain.
Obviously , you're not a golfer.
Getting back to the topic of commercials for a minute, remember the Folgers Christmas commercial, where the little girl wakes up and runs downstairs, to find that her brother Peter has returned to visits, and they put on a pot of Folgers, and everyone wakes up to the surprise of Peter being there.
When I was a kid, my dream was to become like Peter someday.
for some reason, that commercial is eternally linked in my mind to one for some store named "rock bottom" that, as far as i know, existed only in that crappy jingle
I always liked the little guy who followed around the jolly green giant, he was like the chickenhawk to the giants foghorn leghorn.
What about the commercial for Fruity Pebbles, wherer Barney was going to dress up like Santa and steal Fred's cereal?
ok, now i'm sure...somebody's been reading x-entertainment a bit much
The Jays Wrote:What about the commercial for Fruity Pebbles, wherer Barney was going to dress up like Santa and steal Fred's cereal?
I remember that one because that was the only time Fred actually let Barney have his fruity pebbles cause of the holiday spirit.
It made me all warm and tingly.