12-20-2003, 07:36 PM
12-20-2003, 07:45 PM
Way to bring yourself into the situation. Not getting enough attention at home?
12-20-2003, 10:19 PM
Quote:wow...i dont even remember using that term in at least a few months...very niceQuote:i'll be stealing that...thanks
douche pelican.
12-20-2003, 10:31 PM
Bland Wrote:Way to bring yourself into the situation. Not getting enough attention at home?it's called self-effacing humor. it wasn't a battle to write-home about
12-21-2003, 12:49 AM
Fucking pansies.
12-21-2003, 12:59 AM
Quote:Seriously, I was just the better dancer that night. You'll get me next time old chum!
Yeah, go give your two-liners back oO Itz stUgaTz 140 Oo, and make a real original post.
12-21-2003, 01:16 AM
Allright! Back on!
12-21-2003, 05:01 AM
Quote:The candlestick's been in the box for a looooong time nowhe's been fucking your girlfriend? :22:
12-21-2003, 05:21 AM
ive seriously never heard of these sayings before. i wouldnt be surprised if he starts saying things like "the llama's been in the basement for way too long, buddy!"
12-21-2003, 05:51 AM
Quote:he's been fucking your girlfriend?
He's done much worse than the pain that would be caused by his greasy goatee rubbing against the mouth of a girl I deeply love. He has stolen the feeling, emotions and experiences of my own friends and made them his own. He has attempted to fill the empty shell of his being with scattered pieces and bits of others, creating in the process some mutt of muddled personas and emotional behaviors. He is truely a monster of grand proportions, fooling all those that he comes in contact with the notion that he is an actual human being.
He is a loathesome creature, and one who I now abhor more than anything than the spawn of Hell's propietor could ever dare create and inflict upon the world of the living.
12-21-2003, 05:53 AM
there really isnt a need to write that much just to say "he sucks" is there?
12-21-2003, 05:56 AM
He blows goats.
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12-21-2003, 05:57 AM
Remember when Jays lost the mod vote? Yeah.
12-21-2003, 06:00 AM
Quote:He blows goats.this is the first post of yours that ive read in its entirety in a long long time
12-21-2003, 06:01 AM
I have heard from people that AOL Instant Messenger now sends warnings to its users who criticize The Sleeper, and in those warnings they state that AOL has recorded the transcript of the users, and threatens to delete their AIM accounts if they continue to act in a manner unbecoming of a Sleeper minion.
Before we know it, he'll be sending us all to shower together, and there will be no water running through the pipes.
Before we know it, he'll be sending us all to shower together, and there will be no water running through the pipes.
12-21-2003, 06:01 AM
Yeah then sleeper became a mod... ahem.
12-21-2003, 07:37 AM
Jays is askin' for a bannin'
12-21-2003, 07:51 AM
FINALLY! THE REAL SLEEPER PRESENTS HIMSELF TO THE BOARD!
Tell me, members, what does your stomach feel like now that the mask has been been pulled from The Sleeper's face, and his hideous features have stained your minds just as the jelly from the peanut butter and jelly sandwhich stains the bread which it has been spread upon?
Sleeper, your time as GOD ALMIGHTY is slowly ticking away like a bomb in a Tel Aviv cafe, and it will soon be too late for the Israeli citizens to realize your yarmulka is sitting on top of a turban. Soon, everyone will see you as the sham that your are, and when that happens, well, the doberman's gonna be kicked out of the doghouse, and he's gonna be looking for some fingers to choke on.
Tell me, members, what does your stomach feel like now that the mask has been been pulled from The Sleeper's face, and his hideous features have stained your minds just as the jelly from the peanut butter and jelly sandwhich stains the bread which it has been spread upon?
Sleeper, your time as GOD ALMIGHTY is slowly ticking away like a bomb in a Tel Aviv cafe, and it will soon be too late for the Israeli citizens to realize your yarmulka is sitting on top of a turban. Soon, everyone will see you as the sham that your are, and when that happens, well, the doberman's gonna be kicked out of the doghouse, and he's gonna be looking for some fingers to choke on.
12-21-2003, 07:58 AM
half of your metaphors make no sense whatsoever. Hey Jays, the cats gonna sleep sound tonight cause the helicopter has finally landed and they're out of krazy glue at walmart! OH SNAP!
12-21-2003, 08:00 AM
See? You have absolutely no clue on how to respond to me other than by taking on my own way of communicating and trying to respond back by mimicking me. You are such an empty nothing.