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OK OK, I confess to leaving the candlestick in the box too long and wearing a yarmuchle. Just leave my greasy whiskers out of this, OK?!?

jew

I wear them as a fashion statement. I also have a star of david belt buckle

I must see this belt buckle immediately!!!

Quote:Just leave my greasy whiskers out of this, OK?!?

OH! Why should I leave your greasy whiskers out of this? You sure as hell didn't leave them out of my girlfriend's mouth while you stuck your cock in her pink taco.

The Jays Wrote:

Quote:Just leave my greasy whiskers out of this, OK?!?

OH! Why should I leave your greasy whiskers out of this? You sure as hell didn't leave them out of my girlfriend's mouth while you stuck your cock in her pink taco.

Reaching.... really hard.

It's true, I'm not a virgin either. I feel so ashamed :29:

Quote:while you stuck your cock in her pink taco.

unless this is an actual taco she has, this can't be true

So Slipper is the dickwad whose cock Tia slid her cunt on whilst she moaned with pleasure?

Tia from sister sister?

And on top of all of that, I had to fucking console her after you beat the shit out of her, you fucking scumbag. I hope the day never comes where I see you again, you fucking whore, I thump ya skull for ya.

The Jays Wrote:And on top of all of that, I had to fucking console her after you beat the shit out of her, you fucking scumbag. I hope the day never comes where I see you again, you fucking whore, I thump ya skull for ya.

what am I Alkey now?

Tia was the name of the chick in the "Ex-Girlfriend" story in the Jays criterion collection.

tia from sister sister wouldn't have taken sleeper's crap

I have no clue what "sister, sister" is.

It's cute that you would assume that I would read one of Jays masturbatory hack jobs

GonzoStyle Wrote:I have no clue what "sister, sister" is.

biggest lie in this thread

Quote:masturbatory hack jobs

How do you come up with them? I am in awe.

I'm working on a different level than you peons and your poopie jokes.