CDIH

River? Moonbeam? Trotsky?

Abby

Moondust?

Acidtrails?

WOODSTOCK!

HIS NAME IS WOODSTOCK!

he's the little yellow bird from snoopy?

Nope.

Then you must be Snoopy. Process of elimination, baby.

Let it be known: I will be willing to pay Arpi in guaranteed 100% winning #1-on-the-street analyst stock tips for Bland's Christian name (or heeb name, as it were)

I'm calling him Woodstock, anyway.

Ringo

I will make it my life's work to destroy him if he tells.

Gulliver

Gallagher.

MCFLY!

anyone say oswald yet?

Oswald.

Sheldon.

morgan was the #13 baby name for boys this year. poor kids.

Arpi will somehow work the name into a post in a witty and clandestine manner. Only we few supremely intelligent few will pick up on it, and then will begin to trickle it down throughout the messageboard.

I give it no less than 72 hours before the world knows his Elephant-Man like burdensome name.

You used the word 'few' too many times above.

THATS HOW FEW OF THE FEW THERE ARE!