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On New Year's eve, they should really put out. I mean, what the fuck? I'm fat, and I spend $200 for a VIP ticket for new years, but I don't want to get laid. Some guy even starts talking to me at 11:50PM so he can hook up at midnight but three hours later after he's wasted his entire night I FINALLY tell him that I'm not going to go home with him? That I want to give him my number and I want him to call me.

Do you actually think I'm going to call? Are you insane? You are at least 170, and you think I'm going to call you for a date? Like I have the time for a hot chick, let a lone a white Nell Carter.

Women like this need to wear signs.

(PS. I touched Eric Nies toinght!!!)
i will never understand why chicks give their numbers out.

he's never ever gonna call.
i'd rather kiss eric nies at midnight then some fat chick
also, dan cortese > eric nies
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