Insanity might suit you better.
I want to do everything Tom Green does in Freddy Got Fingered.
I sing the "daddy would you like some sausage" song, daily.
i've never had a hardon while riding in the car with my mum
I also want to punch people in the face. Just random people. Not much of a reason.
I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to beat an infant to death though.
"I see the problem here! You've got a little baby in your body!"
what the fuck is a mum?!?!!???!
welcome to America, now speak english not old english motherfucker!
I want to unzip my pants and piss on the floor under my desk right now.
I'm on the trading floor. For how many days do you think I can piss on the floor before people start to realize it?
These are the things that go through my head on a consistent basis.
"I'm sexy! I'm a sexy boy! DING DONG! DING DONG! DING DONG!"
I had the urge to punch tricia in the face when I read her post.
yea I always have urges to do the wrongest thing possible in any situation.
GonzoStyle Wrote:I had the urge to punch tricia in the face when I read her post.
sorry about that
I remember this one time we were outside smoking and sleeper told crackhitler "I could kick your ass" and then was all like "hahahahaha i'm just joking"... it was intense.
I remember one time we were outside and I specifically told Gonzo not to blow smoke on me and he did it anyway. I wish I stabbed HIM with the fork instead of the railing.
Why the fuck would you stab a railing with a fork?
ahahahahha freddy got fingered references!