In Soviet Russia, Weed smokes You!
In Soviet Russia, munchies eat you!
in soviet russia, jokes drag you out!
Actually, they do that in Soviet Russia. If you tell a joke for too long, they tie you to a truck and drag you around. I've seen it, it's terrible.
in soviet russia, truck drags you!
wait.
uhm.
let me get back to you.
in soviet russia, Stalin kills 20 million people!
in soviet russia, bowls pack you!