In Soviet Russia, road trip takes you!
In Soviet Russia, Whores bring you!
what else is there to do in branson, besides Star Gazing.
A remarkable vacation destination, Branson is truly an American original. More than forty magnificent theaters, three spectacular lakes, twelve championship golf courses, three exciting theme parks, dozens of family entertainment centers, hundreds of restaurants and lodging facilities... all nestled in the majestic Ozark Mountains and conveniently located in America's heartland. Branson is a place that celebrates the American spirit and lives by a year-round commitment to patriotism and family values.
where can we stay?
and is there room for chicka?
We will obviously be staying at Yakov's house.
In soviet Russia, Toilet has a miscarriage on you.