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My technique is called the Hans Gruber Technique.

What I do is I take a towel that I have used after the day's shower, and I sit or stand 3'-4" away from the door. I then grab the towel by its end in my left hand, and kinda let it roll together. I then toss the towel, horizontallly, at the door, and BAM! instant smoke supression. The towel sits firmly at the bottom, allowing smoking to take place.



Edited By The Jays on 1076129806

thats fairly standard.

another technique, while being somewhat cumbersumb, is to take a paper towel tube after the paper has been completely torn from it and stuff a wad or two of fabric softner inside. the smoker then exhales through the tube leaving the room with a bounty fresh scent with every puff.

Yes, towel stuffing is a normal activity, but I have perfected it!! And my method, which only I can properly use, is called the Hans Gruber Technique, and only I can do it.

And yes, I've done the other one. We call them spoofs ( I believe that is the parlance) and we used them last Friday I believe. Good Times.

i used to do all that stuff. then i moved out of the dorm

You need to ask me why it's called the Hans Gruber Technique!

I'm feeling generous.

Whyis it called the H.G. Technique?

Hans Gruber did something similar in Die Hard, I'm sure

You stole his thunder.


Well, more like ominous cloud or really just a bright sunny day with no indication of rain.

Im really curious now to see why it is referred to as the Hans Gruber technique. Dont ask me why.....I just am.

HANS!!!! BOOOBIE!!!! IM YOUR WHITE KNIGHT!!!!

It's called the Hans Gruber Technique because Hans Gruber was such a bad ass!! My technique needed a really bad-ass name to sell it, and Hans Gruber is it!!!

thats a dumb reason

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On the DVD, there's an Easter Egg that has Hans and the Black dude smoking a bowl at the beginning of the movie while planning the takeover. Hans towels the door so as not to get in trouble with the big scary blonde dude with the long hair.

Yes!!!! Finally!

spoofing is better - insence is best, though.

wow, i must locate that!!!

what about, spooking AND incense?

that would be amazing.