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You shouldn’t go out in high winds with those things on the side of your head.
My ears add personality.
This is so Keyser-esque.
I know I would never whisper around you.
I've heard just about all the insults over my 23 years.
boy of the month!!!
Tiger Beat, here I come!
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Hmmm, OK if you say so.
Quote:About Me:
I gather that Mt. Airy lodge has slowly degenerated into a series of decrepit 70's deco-art rooms with hot tubs that have become discolored and encrusted by years of seminal and vaginal fluids, and its beautiful woodland trails have become a haven for the devil worshiping teenage Nazi youth of Generation Y to inseminate the uteri of GHB-laden 16 year old vixens in tight sweat pants with their pubescent semi rigid hard-ons, while they drink strange conconctions of 99 Bananas and winshield wipe
Turn Ons:
I sat in my usual spot in the living room, the right side of the blue couch, leaning on the armrest I always do when I read my magazines or the Staten Island Advance. Occasionaly, I reach for my English muffin, take a bite from its buttered nooks and crannies, and then have a sip from my blue coffee mug. In my apartment, now, I had four dishes, four forks, four knives, and five spoons, one specific spoon for stirring the coffee or tea or hot chocoloate in my one blue mug.

amazing
I'm knee deep in pussy now, baby!
Only if you are on your knees surrounded by cats, I have no clue how you get laid with those lines.
I find a way.
Dammit, they've changed it!
Gah hahahahahahahahahahaha you're the only one they changed.
It's the ears I bet.
They changed the girl three times while I was on the front page.

So bah.
I'm speechless
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Jays talks to a lot of people on AIM - are those fans of yours?
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