CDIH

"Your girlfriend/boyfriend is upstairs sitting in a bathtub filled with fried chicken wings."

















And you say....

is there bleu cheese?

im gonna kill the nigger who did this!

I have a girlfreind? sweet!

I have a boyfriend? Gross!

Where's the hot sauce?

Miss Libby's car is green.

if its gonna be that kind of party, im gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatos!

billy likes soda

Why am I dating a black woman?

That deaf, dumb, and blind kid sure plays a mean pinball.

I get the wishbone.

she better clean the fucking thing out when shes done.

why is my non-existent girlfriend filled with fried chicken?

Everyone print this thread out and staple it to your nuts.

My girlfriend got a new job at hooters, sweet!!!!

We're going to need a lot of napkins.

Board party in my bathroom!!!!

you should have seen him last night