I thought I was gonna get banned from my chinese restaurant tonight. They have the best cold noodles in sesame sauce (which is actually a spicy peanut sauce) I've ever had. All because of my awful cell phone reception and cause I'm a stupid stupid stupid, indecisive stoner.

I bet next time they'll just pee in your egg drop soup as punishment for your rudeness.
can't take you anywhere
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I was kissing the guys ass so much when I got there.... "What a great restaurant! I love your food here! The Sesame noodles? Amazing!"
I smoked a joint. The panic attack seems to have subsided.
I was about to call 911 - thank god you're ok