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Arpikarhu Wrote:i think that you keep posting these stories about girls you have fucked and girls you are going to fuck as overcompensation for being completly unable to get laid.

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And I am referring to all the money you make or all the money you supposedly make.

the money i make

You should make more money than all of us. shit you have been on the earth twice as long.

Galt Wrote:well, OK, that's a lie; I'm sure I have about something.

But I've never made up anything having to do with scoring with women. I've had sex with exactly two girls since I've been living in NYC.

you are an admitted liar. i cannot believe you in regards to this woman. its a lie and we all know it. i have already given the reason for this lie.
share the truth galt, it will set you free

she's 21. Not a girl; not yet a woman.

take a picture. she sounds like a girl i know.

Black Lazerus Wrote:You should make more money than all of us. shit you have been on the earth twice as long.

gooch, stop hacking laz's account!

that keyser is long gone, this is keyser 2.0

I think Galt is short one kidney right now.

I guess it was a bust.

or he's been having sex for 22 hours

:17:

no sex. Other stuff, just no sex.

Saturday I sleep in Xanadu; better known as the sorority house where 7 of her sisters live. I'm sure copious amounts of bra-and-pantie pillow fights and lesbianism will occur.

Trim your pubes to ensure maximum blow job time.

Although she had nothing to do today, she woke up at 7:30 so she could cook me pancakes before I left for work.

Then she cleaned all of my brother's dishes and made my bed.

I would be shocked if she gives head. Hell, she doesn't even kiss with an open mouth. I think she may actually be 11 years old.

Quote:I think she may actually be 11 years old.

Kid toucher! Maybe, Michael Jackson or R. Kelly to hook you up with some pointers on "scoring".

Make sure you tape it too. Just for posterity.

She wants you to love her.

This is all part of her wooing ritual.

If you aren’t looking to be in a committed relationship with this girl. You are going to have problems with her.

you're her meal ticket