She's not in Alpha Pi.
She weighs less than 100 pounds.
I'll buy a digital camera so I can post her picture and get everyone's approval lickedy-split-like
The hot chicks were Pi Delta Pi's. The fat chicks were the Omega Mu's.
You have such a long status.
You might as well wite 50 lines of text each post because you're just wasting space.
There's only about three particular status items that I want to keep.
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***DOOMSDAY***
E.G. Daily say she'd be better off dead than to live without me. And that's she's been searching....
OMG!!! HGE's telling mods to change his status. You asked for it, stupid!! now you're going to only get a worse status!!!
Every request for my status has gone through without a hitch. They snap to attention at my very words.
All proxies, I tell ya!
OMG! Have fun in the Hole, dummy!
You're status is quite long, buddy.
yeah, mozilla sucks at opening up files.
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good. i'm glad she's not an alpha pi
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I will shave my penis bald tomorrow
very good idea. i'm sure she will appreciate it. if she gets the chance to.
It's not for her. I just look prettier that way. I have gorgeous balls. Seriously. They are amazing.
i'm happy for you & your pretty balls
The twice a day moisturizing makes a significant difference.
just remember to put plastic down so that you don't get blood stains on the mattress tomorrow
It'll be her mattress.
I am guaranteeing that there will be no sex. She acts way to young and innocent to be a second date fuck considering I just met her 6 days ago. I think she's more classy, and it will take three dates.
She kisses with her mouth closed. That's really weird.