that is really weird. unlike any hofstra / long island chick i know.
She fucks with her legs closed.
I am probably double her weight. She'll do whatever I want.
That's a rape threat.
Save this as evidence.
I think it's pretty obvious to the police that the sarcasm brackets were implied and that she told me earlier that she likes rough sex.
This is totally admissible.
I think the police require sarcasm brackets in writing.
remember how bud bundy always made a big deal about being with a girl
remember when bud bundy made a rap album?
I will either find out that it's a joke, or that someone's paying her.
There is no other explaination.
Quote:or that someone's paying her.
your brother
maybe he's posting on a messageboard to all his e-friends about how he is pulling the greatest prank ever on his brother, and how there will be a dvd coming out
maybe she wants to be with an older guy to show her the ropes and teach her all about sex. Boy is she going to be disappointed.
i am giddy with anticipation
Everything you've posted about this girl indicates to me that she is putting on an act so you will fall in love with her.
so then she'll probably let me have a threesome with one of her hot sisters? I'd love that.
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