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I was installing Windows XP in CHINESE!!

That's right, CHINESE - you know, the LANGUAGE.

Oh man, sometimes I just want to masturbate to my own brilliance.

why?

Because sometimes it amazes me just how multitalented I am. I mean, I'd probably simultaneously watch some porn or something, but at the same time I'll be thinking of how great I am.

For example .. while it was installing, I uploaded several mp3's, watched some South Park, ripped The King of Comedy, updated my resume, ate a Klondike Oreo sandwich, and drank some jack and coke!

No, it's understandable why you would masturbate to your brilliance, I do it too. I mean, why did you install XP in chinese?

If you were so good, then you wouldn't need a resume in order to get hired. People should come to you like all the people flocked to that baseball field in field of dreams.

Oh.. because I was asked to do so by a friend. He was asked to do so by his friend, but obviously does not possess the greatness that I do. However, unlike SOME people, he is able to recognize me for what I am, and knew that I could get the job done.

who are these SOME people? I hope you don't mean us. You were voted like 3rd best poster of all time.

I was referring to the fact that nobody has flocked to me begging me to work for them and thus making their lives worth living again.

oh, join the club

well I'm impressed.

is it pirated?

No, it was a real copy of XP; something I had never seen before. Apparently the guy purchased it while in China. This actually made it an easier install as I was able to boot off the CD, something I have been unable to do with my English copy of XP.

so does "My Computer" actually say "P9GO!!KH$%JKFB^&" ?

No, it says (screen.width/2)){this.width = (this.width/2)}" onclick="javascript:if(this.width > (screen.width/2)){this.width = (this.width/2)} else {this.width = (this.width*2)}" border="0" alt='Posted image: Click to resize'>.

DUH!

oh, cool.

screen cap the desktop!

(screen.width/2)){this.width = (this.width/2)}" onclick="javascript:if(this.width > (screen.width/2)){this.width = (this.width/2)} else {this.width = (this.width*2)}" border="0" alt='Posted image: Click to resize'>

shouldn't that desktop have children making clothes or being sold into slavery or something?

that was very gooch'ish.