CDIH

slacker

Did you stop paying rent?

no

Are you running out of money?

You should have totally bought Matthew Lesko's book when you had the chance.

sorry to hear that - that bathroom is gonna be missed.

if there's an alleged party at my place, it better happen soon

I'm gonna masturbate all over your dishes!

what did you major in, sleeper?

marketing

Well, cmon, man! Market!!

ok

on the plus side, I can now watch mike and the mad dog on TV rather than simply listen to them on the radio!

i've done that, they're creepy looking. aren't they in houston this week?

yes, doing riveting interviews with the likes of tony dorsett jr. and nfl films' own Steve Sabel