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i was the only one who supported your demands for coming back ya know
37 is really old. no wonder arpi tells other people to hang lights, he could fall and dislocate a hip.
Arpikarhu Wrote:is 37 really middle aged? bummer.
average life expectancy is 75.
38 is more than halfway there.
Hence, "middle"
Open up here comes the apple sauce train!!
CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA CHUGA, CHOO COO!!!
icy icy sidewalks, forever
i had to push an old guy with no legs down an icy sidewalk today. it was scary.
you didnt have too, you just like to push old people on the ice.
The Sleeper Wrote:i had to push an old guy with no legs down an icy sidewalk today. it was scary.
Puppies work better for getting girls' attention.
I bet it was just a visual gag, like in Forrest Gump. Gary Sinise really has legs; he was just using blue screen. Did you check for that?
i though sinise had his legs removed for that role. thanks for ruining the hollywood magic for me!
I bet Sleeper doesn't even know what a blue screen looks like.
they dont really use blue screen anymore. its mostly chromakey green.
i checked, there was no blue screen
Where did you look, liar?
ok I lied, I actually started pulling his face off yelling "I know you're really a midget in disguise!!!". boy was my face red when he wasn't.
And the truth shall set you free...
applesauce space ship, t minus 5, 4, 3, 2, lift off!!
bwoosh!!!
after the sidewalks freeze for all eternity, i hope little kids surround you and spin you like a top till you puke
open up, the choo choo is ready.
woo woo!!!
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