CDIH

Wish me luck!

i wonder what that's like

you would have to clean a little first

what's his name?

he said girl

think he's making her watch clay atkin on snl?

He was a fag singer, not a person specializing in dietetics.

hahah, I didn't notice it till I read alkeys reply.

clay atkin.

i bet hedcold intentionally misspelled it to prove his masculinity!

Maybe he finally got too bored.

I bet jays is asleep by now, all tired out from the crazy sex he had... or he just cried himself to sleep, alone.

I'm going with the latter

I'm still druink

i really don't know how to spell his name

you coulda done a quick google search and saved yourself the shame.

yes, i am in complete shame :2:

Quote:I bet jays is asleep by now, all tired out from the crazy sex he had... <s>or he just cried himself to sleep, alone. </s>

To be truthful, I did make her watch several clips of Clay from American Idol.

It made her soooo wet.

DId you cuddle with her afterwards ? In the spoon position ??

I asked myself "What would Peter North do?"

Ok, so, it's like 3am, I'm stoned off my ass, and I need to go to the store to get more condoms.

So, I's walking down the street, passing the bars where people are all running around stealing each other's cabs. I make my way past the pizza shop and the buffalo wing place, and get the the Mobil On the Run. I walk in, two cops standing there eating donuts at the Tim Horton's counter. I walk toward the glass doors of the fridge, grab a bottle of Arizona Ginseng Ice Tea with Honey, then walk over toward the counter, get the 2 for $1 Slim Jims, and then walk to the cashier.

I put my goodies on the cunter, and asked him

"Can I get a pack of Marlboro Menthols and a box of condoms?"

So, he walks back to get the rubbers. He comes back, drops a cigarette box and a box of ribbed Trojans. As he's ringing it up, he says

"Look's like one of us is going to be having some fun tonight."

I respond. "Oh yeah. Looks like it."

He puts the supplies in a bag, and hands them to me. As I walk out, I say to him,

"Now it's off to go home and make some balloon animals."

He nods in agreement and says "Yes. Exxxxxxxcellant. That's awesome."

So, I begin to make my trip back, and for some reason, theres like fucking crowds of black people on the streets for some reason (mind you, this is like Fraternity Row at a Division 1A school) I see this wigger and some black guy crossing the street, and an SUV brushs the white kid on the side. He gets all uppity, and then I hear this huge crowd of black guys across the street, and these people start fighting all around me. I'm just calming walking through all these black guys beating the shit out of one another in pairs. I hurry my steps, because I'm a racist and I believe that all these black guys have guns, and are just moments away from popping caps all up in my grill. I almost look as if I'm skipping back to my apartment. I make my way to the door, a hot brunette steps out of the bar in front of me, I get to the door, insert my key, and go inside. I run upstairs, open the door, close, lock it, and empty my booty onto the futon. I take the box of condoms, open it up, and throw the rubbers back over to the futon. I then open my drink, eat both my Slim Jims, and go back to watching Lost in Translation while I smoke a cigarette.

Half hour later, I decide I'm gonna go have some sex. So, I crawl into bed, she's lying there watching Comedy Central. We fool around for a bit, and then I just pull down my drawers, pull down hers, and get ready. I put on one of my rubbers, making sure to note to her " It's ribbed for your pleasure", and I slide my dick into her pussy.

Now, I didn't go all porno movie on her, which is what I normally try to do. I like to re-enact all the porno scenes I've seen. She sucks my dick, I play with her pussy, then we start off in missionary, then we switch and she goes on top. I do her from doggystyle, slapping her ass with my hand. Then I finiish up missionarfy. Sometimes, I have her suck my dick and shoot into her mouth. One girl asked "one day, could you cum on my back?" "could you cum on my face?"
Anyway, I found that it's such a porno type of sex, that because you're switching all the time, blood is slowly going from you dick, and you're not as fully engorged as you were when you started. It delays orgasm, and sometimes delays it so much that I need her to suck my dick, because I'm don't feel as sensitive downthere anymore, and I need her to stimulate blood flow.
But, this time, I did strict missionary. I did the 9 short, 1 deep, 8 short, 1 deep, 7 short, 1 deep etc type of sex, and then went to strict deep dicking. I put my hand on her double d breasts, and just fucking banged her hard core. I pulled out, then shoved back in, I teased, I played. I was like a boat out on the ocean, I was rocking her to sleep. My nuts swung low like some sweet chariot. She began to moan, and pulsate, and vibrate. I just fucking busted my nut once I saw that her mouth was open, but she couldnt get anything to come out. Her skin was covered in goosebumps. I delivered my payload, and stood erect with my cock in her, and she just like jittered, and quivered. She pulled me out.

"That was good." I said.

"Yes, it was."

Pig.

I bet you got beat up.