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Quote:ArchiRobot: new story

Auto response from ZippyAidsFace: oasilera (10:51:19 PM): why date a man that doesnt even have a stump to fuck you with?

ArchiRobot: balloon animals!

Auto response from ZippyAidsFace: oasilera (10:51:19 PM): why date a man that doesnt even have a stump to fuck you with?

ZippyAidsFace: where?
ZippyAidsFace returned at 5:53:38 PM.
ArchiRobot: in the story
ZippyAidsFace: oh
ZippyAidsFace: the condom one?
ArchiRobot: ya
ArchiRobot: i cant believe i said that
ZippyAidsFace: I havent read it yet, I need a protein shake first
ArchiRobot: i told the girl when i cam back,
ArchiRobot: she was like "you did not say that"
ArchiRobot: "i did"
ZippyAidsFace: You should print out a bunch of stories and bring them to the bowling shindig and sell them
ZippyAidsFace: I'd buy one
ArchiRobot: ill make a cool picture for the cover
ZippyAidsFace: I know you will
ZippyAidsFace: you are the photoshop king
ArchiRobot: maybe ill finish my book by then, and sell my book
ZippyAidsFace: fez who?
ZippyAidsFace: gooch what?
ZippyAidsFace: JIGGA WHO!!?!?!?!
ArchiRobot: IM THE CREATIVE KING, BABY!
ZippyAidsFace: YOU ARE!!!
ArchiRobot: ITS ALL LEFT SIDE OF THE BRAIN, BABY!
ZippyAidsFace: You and me should combine our talents and do a collection of stories that will put the literary world on its ear!
ZippyAidsFace: we'll make O. Henry look like a candy bar!!
ArchiRobot: we'll be like whats-his name, and his writer friend
ZippyAidsFace: yeah
ZippyAidsFace: them!!
ArchiRobot: thats us!
ZippyAidsFace: yes!
ZippyAidsFace: we'll be the george and ira gershwin on the literary world!!
ArchiRobot: chuck pahlnuik who?
ZippyAidsFace: william shakespeare what?
ArchiRobot: dante ?
ZippyAidsFace: psssh
ArchiRobot: milton who?
ZippyAidsFace: twain?
ZippyAidsFace: meh
ArchiRobot: king david who?
ZippyAidsFace: we will give validity to guttenberg inventing the printing press in the first place!!
ArchiRobot: exactly!
ZippyAidsFace: fuck issac newton!!
ZippyAidsFace: motherfuck him and the bible!!
ZippyAidsFace: we will be the greatest!
ZippyAidsFace: s
ArchiRobot: years from now, some new fangled civilization is going to be digging along the demolised city shores of bay ridge, and come upon this great tome, and they will treat it like the dead sea scrolls, and unlock the key to the universe
ZippyAidsFace: exactly!
ZippyAidsFace: they shall search out the rest of our work as if it were the holy grail and held the meaning to this condundrum called life!
ZippyAidsFace: conundrum!
ZippyAidsFace: MOTHERFUCKER YOU KNOW HOW TO SPELL IT!!
ZippyAidsFace: RESPECT!
ArchiRobot: conundrum?
ZippyAidsFace: yes
ZippyAidsFace: you don't know what it means?
ArchiRobot: i do
ZippyAidsFace: oh
ArchiRobot: like a problem, a puzzling problem,
ZippyAidsFace: yes
ZippyAidsFace: the conundrum thus far unanswered in this case life, we shall give the meaningless its meaning!!
ZippyAidsFace: people shall flock to us by the millions to seek out our company for a split second as if we were the pope. To be in our presence itself will be meaning enough for an eternity.
ZippyAidsFace: they shall say "I met "them""
ArchiRobot: THE jays
ZippyAidsFace: and stood within their presence
ArchiRobot: THE Gonzostyle
ZippyAidsFace: they shall fear to even speak our names for it is too powerful for their mortal tounges to express
ArchiRobot: and when i sing, their heads will explode
ZippyAidsFace: well anyones head would explode if you sang
ArchiRobot: but twice as much!
ZippyAidsFace: yes!!
ZippyAidsFace: we shall replace sliced bread as the greatest invention of all time
ZippyAidsFace: they shall say, it's the best thing since "them"
ArchiRobot: sweet!
ZippyAidsFace: we shall be the saviors of mankind, like bill & ted only cooler and smarter
ZippyAidsFace: with longer and more meaningful careers
ArchiRobot: can we have george carlin though?
ZippyAidsFace: he can hang with us
ArchiRobot: or should we take dave chapelle?
ZippyAidsFace: in the background
ZippyAidsFace: dave rides shotgun
ZippyAidsFace: carlin can be our gopher
ArchiRobot: IM RICH, BI-OTCH!
ZippyAidsFace: our dancing monkey
ArchiRobot: yo, for the creative arts forum, you should have the forum leaders as a special group
ArchiRobot: "Curator"
ZippyAidsFace: good idea
ArchiRobot: :-)
ZippyAidsFace: You and what's his name will be the curators
ArchiRobot: sweet!
ZippyAidsFace: what would a creative arts forum be without you
ZippyAidsFace: it would be nothing!
ArchiRobot: it would be mad libs!
ZippyAidsFace: very true
ArchiRobot: can I post this ?
ZippyAidsFace: sure
ZippyAidsFace: oh yeah.. MAD LIBS ARE GAY!

Quote:oh yeah.. MAD LIBS ARE GAY!

I agree.

that was the gayest thing i have ever read

i concur

they might as well have been talking about Godzilla slippers.

i wii replace hedcold with you if you keep this up. you and i have found a new relationship, dont fuck it up.

hey, whatever you put on your feet is your business...

Goatweed Wrote:they might as well have been talking about Godzilla slippers.

You can't hold anyone to those types of standards.

your part of the convo was the gay part

You're turning into an ugly green colored tic-tac now, jealousy does not suit you..

the green ones suck, too.

I like the red cinammon ones, they're really refreshing!

I like mento's.

mentos are sooooooooooo gay!

I used to like tic-tacs but now i'd feel weird having one cause i'd think of you.

still be bettter than eating one of those faggot mentos.

c'mon, put me in your mouth. you willl like it.

and you say this chat is gay

i prefer smint

I don't have any mentos but I got some certs, certs are much cuter than tic tacs anyway.

you all need to see a dentist a think.

With a name like Retzen, it has to be Jewish