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I have a single stem rose, a heart shaped cake, a box of 12 assorted flavored and colored condoms, new sneakers, a remote control car, box of Krispy Kremes, and a box of wings.

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Will I get some snatch tonight?

Take me.

I meeting this girl's family tonight. It's way too early for that.

I'm not even going to bring flowers because I want to intentionally make her think that I'm not the one for her.

i gave and got nothing. i have no one

i want wings

What you're not giving her jewelry?

Jewelry? What a lame gift. We're gonna be driving my car around my apartment! And she's gonna suck my dick like a lolipop!

Happy Valentine's hunny. You don't have to swallow tonight.

Arpikarhu Wrote:i gave and got nothing. i have no one

uh huh

Gooch is officially held in higher regard than Arpi now.

I remember back in the Golden Age when people believed Arpi's lies. Good times.

D'oh! I forgot to get my sweetie a Vermont Teddy Bear.

Galt Wrote:I meeting this girl's family tonight. It's way too early for that.

I'm not even going to bring flowers because I want to intentionally make her think that I'm not the one for her.

Having dinner with the folks already? Bring some flowers for her mom, maybe she's hotter.

Danked Wrote:D'oh! I forgot to get my sweetie a Vermont Teddy Bear.

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Danked Wrote:D'oh! I forgot to get my sweetie a Vermont Teddy Bear.

what's his name?

Next Valentine's Day I swear!

Awww I'm all alone on valentines day. I guess I should be used to it, I haven't had a valentine in 2 years. I'll make it up to my vagina next year, I promise.

I was lying all along. I don't have a sweetie. I fully admit it.

I get to go to Friday's today!

Silera Wrote:I get to go to Friday's today!

but today is satu.... wow I can't believe I almost made that lame joke.