02-17-2004, 06:15 PM
I was driving around yesterday and I get stuck behind an ambulance. They couldn't double park, they had to park flat in the middle so no one could get by. I wanted to back out but there were a bunch of cars behind me that wouldnt budge.
So I put it in park and wait, I look off to my left and notice a cat sitting around and eating out of a can of cat food. We have a bunch of wackos here who leave cat food to feed the homeless cats.
This cat is white with some grey stripes and he's eating away then all of a sudden a black cat pops outta nowhere. This black cat is staring at the white cat eating and is sniffing around. So he smacks the white cat upside the head with its paw and pushes the can away and starts eating from it. This little nigger cat jacked up the white cat. The white cat tries to sneak in from the side and figured they would share but the black cat started swinging at it again.
All of a sudden the black cat starts moving the can behind a gate and I noticed why in a second. A Cocker spaniel being walked all of sudden starts barking at it but blackie is beind the gate just eating, he dont care but whitey runs away. The owner of the spaniel pulls him off and they leave.
So now blackie has no one to bother him and he's chompin away at the can of cat food. About 30 seconds goes by and whitey comes back, blackie notices him and kinda stares him down and whitey just looks away and patiently sits there. He sits there for about 10 seconds and is waiting. Then his opening comes as blackie gets greedy and overconfident and sticks his whole face into the can probably diggin at the bottom. Whitey grabs opportunity and jumps on blackie and scratches him across the back and the rumble ensues whitey sucker punched him and blackie never stood a chance.
A beat up blackie finally gives up and whitey reclaims his can but alas all was in vain... the can was empty...
Poor whitey.
So I put it in park and wait, I look off to my left and notice a cat sitting around and eating out of a can of cat food. We have a bunch of wackos here who leave cat food to feed the homeless cats.
This cat is white with some grey stripes and he's eating away then all of a sudden a black cat pops outta nowhere. This black cat is staring at the white cat eating and is sniffing around. So he smacks the white cat upside the head with its paw and pushes the can away and starts eating from it. This little nigger cat jacked up the white cat. The white cat tries to sneak in from the side and figured they would share but the black cat started swinging at it again.
All of a sudden the black cat starts moving the can behind a gate and I noticed why in a second. A Cocker spaniel being walked all of sudden starts barking at it but blackie is beind the gate just eating, he dont care but whitey runs away. The owner of the spaniel pulls him off and they leave.
So now blackie has no one to bother him and he's chompin away at the can of cat food. About 30 seconds goes by and whitey comes back, blackie notices him and kinda stares him down and whitey just looks away and patiently sits there. He sits there for about 10 seconds and is waiting. Then his opening comes as blackie gets greedy and overconfident and sticks his whole face into the can probably diggin at the bottom. Whitey grabs opportunity and jumps on blackie and scratches him across the back and the rumble ensues whitey sucker punched him and blackie never stood a chance.
A beat up blackie finally gives up and whitey reclaims his can but alas all was in vain... the can was empty...
Poor whitey.