Luna Wrote:YIKES! TMI :26: :crackhead:
Swear to God, Luna.
Danked Wrote:Do you think we care about your life?
Why don't you get the fuck out of here and post up your own asshole, Danked. You officially bore me.
So much anger...so much pain...when will it all end...
Danked threw a party in the county jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin’ and the joint began to swing.
You should’ve heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.
Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the CDIH Cellhouse rock.
Spider murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little joe was blowin’ on the slide trombone.
The drummer boy from illinois went crash, boom, bang,
The whole rhythm section was the purple gang.
Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the CDIH Cellhouse rock.
Number forty-seven said to number three:
"you’re the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
Come on and do the CDIH Cellhouse rock with me."
Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the CDIH Cellhouse rock.
The sad sack was a sittin’ on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin’ all alone.
The warden said, "hey, buddy, don’t you be no square.
If you can’t find a partner use a wooden chair."
Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the CDIH Cellhouse rock.
Shifty henry said to bugs, "for heaven’s sake,
No one’s lookin’, now’s our chance to make a break."
Bugsy turned to shifty and he said, "nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks."
Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the CDIH Cellhouse rock.
Black Lazerus Wrote:yadda yadda yadda asshole baloney
That was unreadable.
since when is elvis unreadable
Since he kicked it on the shitter...he hasn't read well since...
IT'S GETTING TOO REAL!!!!!
There's something just great about "the King" dying right on his throne right in mid bowel movement. His bloated carcuss being found sitting in his own feces, perhaps even some handprints staining the walls. And, maybe... just maybe... one of hiss peanut butter cheese burgers he loved so much clutched in his hand. Peaceable
It's all fun and games till splatter stops having fun.
Boo hoo.
I think it's just an act. She's really having fun with this.
I'm infuriated and alone.
I just think you need a healthy dose of cock. That will fix you right up!
No need to be so hurtful and abusive... I'm only trying to help you...
theDude Wrote:I just think you need a healthy dose of cock. That will fix you right up!
If only.