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I knew that pickpockets existed, what I didn't realize was that there were international jetsetting pickpockets who travel all over the world just to steal cell phones and loose change.

it's a bit more advanced a job, but i agree that i should give up

at least you have that going for you. Maybe in a few years, they won't hire you as a senior manager. And if you play your cards right, eventually you can not be hired as the CEO

don't get my hopes up like that

what is the job???

pussy inspector

penis inspector

toilet inspector lol

larry the cable guy: health inspector

well he said it was an advanced job, so I figured penis and toilet inspector was out.

It's probably something really cool like being Mookie Wilson's personal assistant. He's keeping it close to the vest because he doesn't want Keyser edging him out of the position.

is he still waiting for a call back?

yes. should i e-mail them or call?

sike. i don't really want this job.

well let mookie know i do then!